These are shaped like a fat giant wedge with the wide side down.

As the saying goes, pigs get fat & hogs get slaughtered. 

Agency loans (non-portfolio) are characterized by back end profits from Fannie/Freddie, which (being that they are now gov't run) amounts to a big fat subsidy from the taxpayer.

Sorry, I hate the mentality that all landlords are well-to do fat cats with nothing but cash fleeced from "the working people". 

So a couple times a month I'd call him and ask to catch a work out or go light a fat one. 

Have a great Fat Tuesday!

In hindsight, I wish I had never invested in literally any of my rental properties (I owned in other states, too) and I would have a pretty big fat bank account.  

If you're not picky you'll probably end up with 3 or 4.Now go buy some blank yellow coroplast from a local sign shop and a big fat black permanent marker from an office supply store and write in big letters on the coroplast:RENT TO OWN3br 2ba$2000555-1234Stick a bunch of those signs up around the neighborhood where the house is located.Record this on your voicemail:Rent to own your dream home with no bank qualifying!

Some unsolicited advice: I am here in Las Vegas as well and I advise my clients to install a ceiling fat in the primary bedroom and fixed above lights in the secondary bedrooms, do not install an RO system, and make sure to install window treatments. 

Like I tell my wife if the chef is fat the food is going to be great!