Work clothes, under a sink with plumbers putty and pipe dope on my hands. 

After determining your MAO for a property, when making an offer, do you through out your max and decline any counter offers, or do you start negotiating below your MAO?

Robot taking over is a pipe dream.

Plumbing, cast iron pipes can rust from the inside out and the rust can cause clogs.

You could go all cash buyers, but they expect discounts.As far as adding that verbiage, I think it would take anyone with any experience about 30 seconds to counter it or outright refuse and go find something else.

I suggest put your emotions and your plan aside for a minute, be clinical and counter the offer with your preferred price. 

The flooring completely torn out, the place was wired specifically to grow the green stuff, and they had put in all sorts of piping and ventilation systems.

He finally gave it to a Realtor who raised the price by $150,000 and sold it quickly. http://business.time.com/2011/08/17/fsbo-com-found...It's counter-intuitive to think that you've listed it $750,000 below market value and it hasn't sold though. 

These are boyfriends and husbands that stand square in the way of their wive's plans and do things that work counter to the productive efforts of their women.

Find out what Orange Burg pipe is and find some.