It prevents electrocution by current flowing through a persons body, instead of back through the circuit.

I would take a quick scan of Craigslist for the smaller companies.

QB Self-employed has some useful bookkeeping functionality like receipt scanning and organizing, automatic integration with bank accounts, car mileage tracking, etc...

Scan/photocopy of the two most recent pay stubsAt landlord’s discretion, compensating factors such as an additional security deposit or co-signer (guarantor) may be required for qualification if Applicant fails to meet any one of the above requirements.

What are good questions to ask when scanning through a few "private lenders" to make sure I do not get scammed. 

I’m 24 years old, I’ve been a mechanic for the last 5 years and the toll it’s taken on my body is misery at this point.

Worst case scenario the oil makes it way into an aquifer, river, stream large body of water.

@Jeff S. can you lend in Texas?

To get familiar with terms, I would suggest scanning through Paperstac.com and @Brett Burkey can help their. 

No, you can't hit the print button on the appraisers brain for the "proof on paper" that lenders require, but lets not underestimate how incredible that computer on the top of our bodies is.