You have the freedom to choose which PPP you so desire.

I value my freedom and time with my family, and I can't keep commuting 5+ hours a day - I'm not in my 20s anymore.

So we sat through a 40 minute power point re.

The registered agent generally is just for notice purposes and the manager and/or member will have powers in the LLC, which are the roles that matter much more so.

All the more power to you if you figured out a way to solve for it. 

And wish you all the best in bringing many good people hope and a pathway to more freedom to their and their family's life. 

This leaves Open the opportunity to sell the trailers to the current residence along with responsibility for maintaining them and just overall leaves me a lot more freedom with more options imo.

In my case, as a DIY landlord, I'm in this for Cashflow Forever and Real Freedom.

As far as living a life of financial freedom with one rental- that is unlikely to happen.

OP obviously randomly bought a place, using hopeium as primary power of analysis, and to no surprise things did not end well.