Pigs get fat, Hogs get Slaughtered"  - This is true over and over again, so when you meet a Hog, don't worry, his or her day of reckoning will come.  

I am going to ask for a free root canal in return for a promise of a dental implant 

I was trying to when I fat fingered it and hit post. :-)But in AZ there seems to be additional effort or cost associated with signing a warranty deed vs a quitclaim deed.

It will be an even longer time before they invent neural implants that override the human brain's social needs!

I have a 25 ft fat Max one in every vehicle I own.

Super duper big fat NO.

Then who knows maybe they call you in  a rough headache filled month when a few expensive repairs or vacancies have them thinking about the merits of being a note holder getting a fat check every month and no problems....Best of luck!

But I have a big fat deductible because I asked for a big fat deductible.

Here are several items that know one tells you about.1- the owner probably received a fat check from the insurance company and now they have to deal with the property!

Might get a fat zero on the closing statement.