I thoroughly understand what you mean.  

What folks should be doing is developing the understanding enabling them to build their own tools.

Make sure you and your mortgage provider understand "delayed financing".

That's right, only those willing to compromise.This is also why many so-called "creative financing" deals often involve low-quality properties.

So you're not worried about current income...totally understandable, wish I was in the same boat ;-)

You don't understand what I'm saying regarding Market Analysis, which is understandable since it would be hard to explain in this limited format. 

My current understanding of the market make me disagree completely with that statement, so what have i missed?

There seems to be a mis-understanding about what ESCROW accounts are. 

Of course, you would need to do your own research and due diligence when purchasing a company but perhaps that's a way to get involved in the trades in the owners seat.

You don't need to know everything to get started; you need a foundation to build on, and the rest will come through experience and then refining your education.You can build a basic understanding of investing in 3-6 months.