I wish it was that easy but with 5 kids and 4 pets, it's tough to keep moving every year or so (especially since we've been moving so much for the past 25 years). 

I have some ideas like giving their number out to wholesalers or whoever texts me 10 times a day asking if I need help finding health insurance, but I'd love to hear your ideas as well.

Running as a mid-term rental for nurses and their pets.

Do the tenants have any pets (if any dogs, what breed)5.

@Chris Lo not an issue unless deteriorating, which potential exposes people to the fibers and is thus a health hazard.Even then, all you have to do is properly encapsulate it, usually with paint and then put siding over it.What cities are you looking in?

Payroll, Health care, PTO, vacation pay.

Is there any security and/or pet deposits coming your way?

This personality type tends to come back for modifications, health and safety code violations, defers maintenance. 

@Adeeb Shaheer you aren't going to get through this script with most agencies, particularly in health care Q1 is good to ask for health care Q2 for health care is typically 13 weeks so skip it. for other groups it is worth asking Q3 is typically no for health care, these days at least.

Pet odor removal services cost between $8k to $10k.