.- (In my head) "okidoki, I'm just going to put this on the bottom of the pile and ping them again for paystubs after giving them a week of the silent treatment."

A multi-member LLC will be taxed as a partnership by default, but you can elect corporate tax treatment if that better fits your situation.  

It took a couple of weeks of treatment.

On occasion I need to be 1099'd and I've never had any issues with 1099s being issued in the firm's name and tax ID number.And @Sean Cole's strategy of an LLC taxed as an S-Corp can lead to some pretty advantageous tax treatments in the right situation.I imagine the most likely obstacle to this sort of setup isn't a legal prohibition but a brokerage that, for whatever reason, won't go along with the structure.

I run shorter depreciation schedules for non-integral assets like sheds, fences, appliances, window treatments, etc.     

Seller has also agreed to a 1yr home warranty and termite treatment as evidence of termites were found during inspection)*roof is old, will need complete tear off when it's time to replace.

If you are a visual learner, online may be the way go.  

I'm pretty visual, I would read the chapters and write all the key words on flash cards to study later.

As a side note - it may be helpful if you could add a photo of the property in question to give a visual aid.  

Draw a comparison to what happened in Detroit to make your point more visual.