OK, just to clarify I would have never considered this place Rural in the literal terms.

Literally half the properties sold for under asking, and half sold over asking. 

@Kris Thomas is lying about the $600k and literally keeps spewing that everywhere.

Yes, we would literally catch them and send them back just for them to do it again, and again and again.

(my w2 career path is pretty low-paying, but she's in a much higher-paying career)...not to mention I have another friend her age who has a lower w2 income than hers, who is literally a year into her first successful house hack, and planning her second!

I literally spend about 2 hours/month on calls with my PMs for the three clusters I have in my portfolio of 9 properties.

It's comparing apples to oranges, you literally went from a 5-day work week to complete remote work and housing as the #1 sought after target for any individual in America. 

I was literally just writing this a week or so ago, a house that was $480k in April I just got under contract at $350k.

Or is there literally a visible cost the guest sees called "cleaning fee" or something similar?

I want to be ask specific as possible (I’m literally making a sheet of questions to take with me as I speak to them) if you guys were in my shoes starting out, what would you make sure I add to this sheet?