PM's are going to be on the firing line.. they have to massage tenants who one month ago were gainfully employeed. and then they will be getting their owner calls.. and you know owners some will be mellow and some will be a handful

My point was simply that businesses like bars, nail shops, massage therapists and similar have been forced to close.

Buy a moderate home, house hack live rent free 4) Get a massage (in a hypothetical world there is no virus)

I want to be a damn filthy douchebag that calls good hard working people "the help", travel the world, eat crablegs 24 hours/day and have 5 petite humans massage each of my extremities all at the same time while the sound of waves are crashing onto he sand, DAMNIT.I see people owning 300 doors, 900 doors, 3000 doors.Come on admit it... owning 1000 doors is NOT NORMAL.

I have a name for you @Nathan Cross  Please send me a private massage.

They are also the things I massage to make the deal work. 

Shoot me a massage I can run you though the top players and what to watch out for.

@Andrew Wiseman As you see with @Jaysen Medhurst examples, the 3 "basic terms" you can massage to make a deal work is 1.DP amount, 2.

Small town, nothing within 8 miles, only shopping center in the town, Street level there is a nail salon on a 5 yr (uses 2 unit spaces), hair salon on a 3 yr, sushi restaurant 5 yr (uses 2 units), real estate office on a 1 year (been there 15 years) massage parlor 1 yr.

Sometimes it takes massaging the numbers to find the point where the strategy works (if it works at all).