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Mehran K. A letter from JP Morgan CEO to Goldigger
25 July 2013 | 1 reply
That is hilarious!
Sean Davis .. please give me feedback guys
28 October 2007 | 25 replies
I wanted to get some of his stuff... but I had to slow down and try to see through his hilarious ways.
Andrew B. real estate videos?
10 August 2010 | 7 replies
For a good laugh, check out http://flippernation.com/ ...they've got some hilarious videos.
Dan NA Anyone used Paydex in there new business?
19 September 2011 | 9 replies
thats hilarious
Travis Elliott Who is a Full-Time Real Estate Investor?
3 May 2014 | 80 replies
LOL Rob K, that's a hilarious metaphor.On the SF side, I have 25 employees.
Christopher B. Advice on first Lonnie
18 February 2013 | 19 replies
Hilarious and very true as I have money to invest but no longer am working a job that can generate working capital (just covering my bills as I focus on REI).
Brian Feltz It's Sunday, what did you do today?
25 February 2013 | 39 replies
Erik Kubec Sorry, but that was HILARIOUS!
Christian Carson Commercial realtors and their faulty analyses
30 January 2014 | 11 replies
On Loopnet it's hilarious because the listing agents will post a novel about all this stuff but leave out the rents and unit mix!
Brie Schmidt Knowing your market
31 January 2014 | 18 replies
Keep a handy man on call or on retainer, and build that in to your numbers.I find it hilarious the people that live in the suburbs despise the city and vice versa.
Timothy W. You know you're a real estate investor when...
16 February 2012 | 110 replies
Man, this is a hilarious thread (and all so true...)