If you can name him, I'll send you some of my 2021 calendars of scantily clad women.

I had a house like this with the laundry by the kitchen and I ended up having clothes all over my kitchen island all the time.

Sounds like you are at risk of an electrical fire, plus tenants should be able to wash and dry their clothes if the appliances are in the lease. 

Most people sign up based on closeness to home, how cheap per month dues, and amenities offered in base membership.The real money is private trainer sessions, vitamin and protein food shop, clothing and accessories etc. 

Pretty typical lady as far as clothing/linguistics/car/etc for the area.

(It doesn’t matter whether the loss is deductible on your tax return.)You, your spouse, a co-owner of the home, or anyone else for whom the home was his or her residence:Died;Became divorced or legally separated;Gave birth to two or more children from the same pregnancy;Became eligible for unemployment compensation;Became unable, because of a change in employment status, to pay basic living expenses for the household (including expenses for food, clothing, housing, medication, transportation, taxes, court-ordered payments, and expenses reasonably necessary for making an income).An event is determined to be an unforeseeable event in IRS published guidance.Other Facts and CircumstancesEven if your situation doesn’t match any of the standard requirements described above, you still may qualify for an exception.

Everyone has a newer car, newest iphone, new clothes, vacations all over.

This once again confirms the fact that not all CPAs are made from the same cloth...I think I need to find a better tax "expert" as this is the 2nd time I was given the wrong information.

My wife is an accountant by trade(currently has a clothing consignment store, that isn't open!!)

Free clothes?