Its like the person who complains that there is nothing to do during the weekend in LA (insert city with a vibrant scene) when in actuality they don't have any friends (lack dealflow)... and by the no one likes (has a bad attitude and that person who makes excuses”What are some markets that would be safer for a new investor like me to enter during this time period? 

Questions to ask yourself to help figure out your why. 1.ASK WHY FIVE TIMES.For example, I want to run a 10k because it will help me get into shape.Then, insert the reason into the first part of the sentence and repeat the process over and over again.

in the one ~80sqft bathroom than another tub/shower insert.

I agree with @Jared Tillery - the brinks or "insert other well known alarm company name here" sign method is a great way to keep honest people honest and even some dishonest people - which is more important. 

Insert crystal ball comment. :)

If their master baths are inserts...leave them as inserts.

I remember growing up and visiting my grandpa and him one day reading the lyrics on my Green Day CD insert.

Option 1 abide by the new lease as written; option 2 break the lease and move out by (insert date). 

When you already have a good chunk of change instead of inserting all of your capital into one property you can split the risk and borrow the banks funds. 

"Hi I'm Josh, I need work done" insert same old lame old closing question.We get 2 to 5 calls, texts, emails, they seem desperate to find more contractors to fleece.