Okay, I'm off the soap box.

The key to its strength is its long and sturdy root, which extends deep into the earth.

Melting slivers of soap together, going to double coupon Tuesday or whatever.  

The soap reduces surface tension, so the sink and drown.

yeah, let us know so I can drive by and put dish soap in the fountain if you've got one LOL!!

They have "sniffers" that can detect very small leaks.Mix dish soap and water in a spray bottle.

Best of luck to you, we're all rooting for you!

@Veronica Veiga If you're travel nursing and get both of your units rented and is cash flowing you could possibly get a servicing company to show that the debt is being "serviced" (Paid) by other parties and would not count as debt against you.I have no experience doing this myself but it is the root how a buyer can purchase a house Sub to (subject to the existing mortgage) and have the seller still qualify for a new loan in their name despite having not discharged the previous loan.

Ask for soap bills.  

Still planning on addressing the root issue of course but losing $150 instead of potentially paying over a grand to update my service panel and purchase baseboard heaters on top of the increased electric bill does not seem feasible as a short term solution.Would love some advice!