Not that you should expect much for $100, but listing with a "tight tank" is as close to making a property unmarketable as you can get.The icing on the cake is getting the seller's area code wrong.

For GAF architecture shingles I pay $87/SQ I use a formula of $40/SQ for my ice water shield, drip, flashing etc. and my cost for labor is $100/SQ So for your 1550 sq ft home it would be $3632 not including a dumpster @ $550 $4182 - $144 cheaper for 3-tabAnd for the 9SQ home is would cost me $2043 plus garbage. 

I have definitely been treating appreciation more as "icing on the cake" and looking to invest based on cash flow. 

Then we go buy ice cream. 

On the silly side we may put out Free Ice Cream or Free Beer (have to see if I need a license) on a Friday from 4 to 530.

Unless you are in a war zone and this is the cream of crop for selection then it really doesn't make sense.No legal advice given.  

Are they proposing 2 hours with cake and ice cream at 2pm,  an all day free for all, or partying until 10 pm.  

You Ramen people are all out of line.When I was in college I could get a can of tuna (protein), macaroni and cheese (carbs), and a can of cream of mushroom soup (flavor) for about $1.10. 

The profit at the sale, or $170,000, will have been generated via appreciation, plus any additional equity that you had built through paying down the mortgage.That being said, while appreciation is nice, it’s not guaranteed, which is why you should always invest for cash flow first and foremost, with appreciation as the icing on the cake. #5 – Tax BenefitsWhen you invest in real estate, you get the benefits of depreciation and mortgage interest deductions, as well as a whole host of write-offs for a number of other related expenses.

The guy who delivered ice to my house, he doesn't have a job because we have refrigerators.