You can wipe out income in the amount of roughly 15-20% in year one with accelerated depreciation.

I can easily get to that amount on a 3 day project.

I hired Jenny Yi to design our latest STR in person, she demanded that I pay the full amount of her services upfront, $7,500, which I thought was strange as we are used to paying half upfront and half once it's completed, but proceeded anyway because a couple of people recommended her.

Is there a defined definintion of occupany that mandates a set amount of days per month that I must sleep under the roof of my primary residence?

If they support a rent increase, you could look into raising your rents by that amount to offset the cost.

I was wondering when you bought the laundromat were you able to get financing like sba or did you have to pay cash since it was such a small amount in general?

The ways around that are to build a business around supporting their voucher and inspection program and spending no small amount of effort ensuring they are smoothly servicing your rentals. 

Go add a bathroom to a C/D property vs a A-/B+ property, you'll pay the same amount but get a way better return.

I'm almost at my limit- it's so nice when they say how much time and money I saved with their ticker on the top of the page but in dealing with the increasing hassle that amount is skewed. 

They told you the rent amounts, they should tell you whether they have leases or are month to month. 3.