Collaterally, others will benefit if I do my job well, but I don't pretend for a second that that is a part of my business plan.

lets pretend you say no because you think you don't. 

So I actually went ahead to one of those (there are MANY websites) and they do not even pretending because their websites says "AVOID PAYING ANY PET FEES" and "FLY WITH YOUR PET WITHOUT HASSLE" and "5 MINUTES TO TURN A PET INTO AN EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL GURANTEED!!!"

HELOC for down payment and closing costs comes to $30,815. or do I pretend the $30,815 is my cash and I don’t have a monthly payment? 

Let's pretend...major pretend...for a sec that the car story is true and the check/funds are legit. 

:D My tenants just pretend they are pirates.  

Some potential tenants found our real posting on Zillow and let us know. I've filed a police report and IC3. He just continues posting the fake AD with a super low appealing price on Facebook. There is no real email a...

I'm no expert, especially compared to others here but- section 8 is consistent until they're out of the program.... then the govt pretends they don't know you or the tenant.

I tell them Cozy is our management company and they assess a stiff penalty if rent isn’t paid by the 4th ($50) so we just look like the messenger and pretend like it’s out of our control.

I'm not an agent and I don't pretend to know what it is like in their chair, but in my experience I don't buy the full time agent is better than the part time agent as a blanket statement.