IMHO.the way to buy mid west rust belt props is to figure out the Median home price in the MSA and buy at that or a little higher.. dont buy at 50% or less of the Median you will not have a good experience again IMHO and after funding literally thousands of these homes over 22 years.

The services that he is offering are a literal laundry list that I could not possibly do on my own.

Being an agent who literally just put a FSBO under contract for some first time home buyers I will say this and hope it helps.You can list on Zillow easily, and you can probably pay to be listed on your local MLS.

It's a solid bet, but there are literally hundreds of others that could work just as well if you take the time to investigate.

It's literally called Statutory Interpretation (If you don't beleive me, look it up!) 

Do you mean this in the literal sense?

Lol, literally you are completely right!!

The lowest bids in every auction will be made my LTR landlords, they literally have to pay th least to make their deal pencil. 

It literally breaks the organic molecules down so the odor will go away.

Also, lenders often prefer financial statements in addition to tax returns (literally no one likes reading a tax return, it's just common and easy to ask for).