Nice to see you Matt, and all of our other PA peeps!

I go to investigate and there is a middle age lady with a nice wrangler (I suspect 35” tires, recovery points, not old (in good shape)).  

I have a pretty cool head about things, but it would be nice not to think about this at all. 

nice, house hacking or are you occupying both units?

it's a nice, expensive place to live but tougher to house hack unless you buy a big house and rent out individual rooms.)also, as @Jonathan Greene alluded to, the more you're willing to sacrifice, the better it will work. 

We do nice kitchens and stainless appliances, have cleaning service, pest control, landscaping and address any maintenance issues immediately. 

Pros: Diverse job market, low unemployment, great resilience during recessions, nice appreciation, 1% rule can be hit if you look hard enough, great economy, good schools, Midwest nice.Cons: Extreme weather at times (hot/humid summers, tornadoes/hail, brutal cold in Jan/Feb), high insurance premiums, property taxes also really high.

It also sits on 2 acres with separate buildings for animals and a nice storage shed.

On the other hand, we are 90 minutes from Chicago, which is nice if you have the big city itch on Saturday night.

This house had 12” of water/ice in the basement... there’s a nice sump pump set up just sitting there with no power...