You can put a dress on a pig slap lipstick on it and call it Megan Fox it's still a pig.As others stated Joe you can't do this it's classified as mortgage fraud and there is no other way creative or otherwise to do this with the way you suggested it.Find other way or pay the consequences for your actions but no one here is going to tell you to commit fraud no f'n way.

You want to stress the bones and curves of the property and its potential, not the dress it's wearing.  

People trow and dress up opinions as if they were undisputed facts backed by data.

But that's another story for another day.I started my search by contacting a whole bunch of real estate agents - I would literally call to make appointments, dress up in business attire and go out to meet them, explaining who I am, what my plans are, what I'm looking for and how they fit into the picture.

These guys were all dressed like Batman...black hoods, black masks, gloves, sunglasses. 

No crap like well their car was super dirty or super clean, how they dressed or if their shoes were shined.   

On the other hand, I've had a cheap base model GE at an Airbnb we rented, totally shred a dress I had worn to dinner.

I'm learning how to dress wild hogs and play blues guitar. 

Do not make up a 'job' for the cash investor(s) which a judge will think is window dressing.

I do not at all care what they drive or how they dress, as long as the rates are fair and the quality of work is in line with the cost.