I could tell you that I feed Bigfoot out of a bird feeder in my back yard, you could say it's probably a bear or a squirrel, and I could say that you don't understand because I know Bigfoot likes suet, and it would be the same thing.

Shall I tell the tree roots in the sewer line story, or the squirrels in the attic story, or the Harley in the living room story, or the no insulation AT ALL in the attic story, or the tree fell on the house story, or the story about my four big mistakes?

Two years later they are still dealing with this house they want out of their hair, except the house is two years older, and now has squirrels living in it, and that mold problem has invaded the living room. 

Yup your in one of those markets when you have 50,000 vacant homes even a blind squirrel can find deals LOL.. simply cant do that in many other markets were you have NO vacant homes.. its highly regional 

:the squirrel tenant moved out Aw.....

When you sell nuts to squirrels you deserve top dollar.

Repair expenses are unplanned and just happen unexpectedly.  

Squirrel it away.