Wife asks, "Do these pants make me look fat?"

It worked, he noticed and again threaten to boot my fat arse.

It's like the buzz wearing off and waking up in the bed of the fat ugly chick and reminiscing about how good it was with the batsh-- crazy one.

If you DYI and have a big belly, upgrade the kitchen outlets before you install those new cabinets.

The military is certainly a big fat target, but I would argue that this is the last place to cut back even with all of the waste.

There's nothing wrong with you, except that you are fat and way too stressed.

I think the best strategy is to first trim all the fat.

Don't bid unless you can belly up to the bar!

You should look at Leigh Robinson's "Landlording" - http://tinyurl.com/landlordingThat book is FAT and full of tips on being a landlord and managing property.

I am in investor myself and have long term relationships with other investors I work with.I am not looking for some huckster trying to get cheap service one time and then use someone else the next time.Many know bonuses tied into conditions are a waste and the sellers will look for any out to screw the buyers broker.This is why to just pay a higher buyers co-op is better.The TRUTH is you will get more showings with a higher commission that is guaranteed IF the property is priced correctly for it's condition and location.The statistics are about 86 percent of new agents won't last a year in the business.Knowing that they will likely only do a few deals before burning out they are looking at 2 things.1.The broker will have them on a fat split where the agent is on a 50/50 or 60/40 split their first few transactions.2.With only making a few sales they want them to count (big co-ops).Why do you think builders are always paying higher co-ops??