They require the same amount of attention as everyone else and we are one entity....Not everybody dances to the beat of your drum.

Newer septic rules also require enough land for two septic tanks per each one you are required to install.

Is the sum of the cash flow and appreciation higher than your required return?

They required me to have reserves, experience, describe what I would do with the property and they did an appraisal on the property. 

Things wear out over time, require updating, upgrading, replacement etc..

Acid washing when required is $500.

If it sounds like ******** require the production of the medical need for a service dog or begin eviction proceedings.

Zoning Ordinance ExceptionsSome properties in the target zone don’t meet the minimum lot area or width size requirements under the zoning ordinance, yet houses exist on smaller-sized neighbor lots.How could these properties get approval for development?

That would probably require a professional. 

Most (not all) HELOCs require that the property is titled to an individual (not LLC) and are full doc, meaning your employment history, income, DTI etc will be factors.