The day after new years my phone started ringing with lots of calls from buyers and investors looking to dive in. 

Title company will clear up any questions if you give them a ring though!

Ring doorbell and camera on the driveway. 

You can also run a test ad in the metro newspaper at different price points and see what makes the phone ring.

The gases can leave behind rings a foot or so below the ceiling, sort of like a bathtub ring.

It's one thing when you're married but until the second ring goes on the finger (first doesn't count for much to me because so many of those fail too) then it should be treated like you're just renting a place from someone else

That wasn't the deal killer; it was the dog fighting ring behind the garage. 

We did not have $130K cash in our HELOC, but this is the part that rings so true when @Brandon Turner and @David Green always say, “Rockstars Know Rockstars!”

Don't be "on-call", if they know that you'll always answer/respond right away, your phone will never stop ringing.

Of course, selling one to finance the other two has a nice ring to it as well.