. $875 is unheard of!

You are providing upscale furnishings, all appliances and often amenities - not common in long terms - and you are stocking it with supplies and staples - virtually unheard of in long term rentals.

This is usually unheard of. 

Link would help.It's also the low season for rentals in snowy climates so slow is not unheard of.

I'm not going to steal Doug's response (if he responds), but you should be expecting rates in the 10.5-13% range, depending on deal profile. 8% is almost unheard of right now and I wouldn't be expecting that late this coming year, either.  

Up to 80% on purchases AND cash out (which is unheard of today), NO personal guarantee on loans up to 1.5M, interest only 5/1 ARM. 

Your *unlevered* yield to cost / return on investment will be ~20% (20k / 100k), which is virtually unheard of in real estate.

I've had people tell me in the midwest and south it's not unheard of, but here in NYC you're not going to have the easiest time because sellers have little to no incentive (there's always demand here). 

An extra layer of protection is parent guarantees, which happen to be common at some Universities and unheard of at others.

Two years is not also unheard of.