If you can dress up and sound like you know what you are talking about will possibly go a long way for you.  

Drylock is not a solution , its window dressing .

Are you dressed professional or business casual?  

You may need to convince them that you have a business.I find that if I drive up in my truck, am dressed like someone in the trade, and walk up to the counter with my request, that I will get contractor prices.

I would look for: Tenant must earn 3x what the monthly rent will beHave good references from employers/previous landlordsNo evictions, clean background check, no broken leases or judgementsThey give employer/job information, proof of a paycheckUse your gut in terms of their appearance, attitude, how clean their vehicle looks, punctuality, how they are dressed

You can put a dress on a pig slap lipstick on it and call it Megan Fox it's still a pig.As others stated Joe you can't do this it's classified as mortgage fraud and there is no other way creative or otherwise to do this with the way you suggested it.Find other way or pay the consequences for your actions but no one here is going to tell you to commit fraud no f'n way.

You want to stress the bones and curves of the property and its potential, not the dress it's wearing.  

People trow and dress up opinions as if they were undisputed facts backed by data.

But that's another story for another day.I started my search by contacting a whole bunch of real estate agents - I would literally call to make appointments, dress up in business attire and go out to meet them, explaining who I am, what my plans are, what I'm looking for and how they fit into the picture.

These guys were all dressed like Batman...black hoods, black masks, gloves, sunglasses.