He said the bible says "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife".Apparently Guy #1 and the lady used to date each other 7 years ago. 

There are some things you can do to protect yourself, such as getting multiple estimates and sticking with contractors that are reputable (for example, I found that sites that have a rating that contractors need to maintain like Angie's List provides better contractors versus places like Craigslist where it's the wild West.).

The show was a lady (that's too nice of a word) that came by every evening and it involved a cucumber. 

My rental property manager leased an apartment to a lady who at the time had no pets. 

The state will typically issue you a new deed upon purchase.Finding the house of the little old lady who passed, who has distant relatives who don't want to deal with it is a goal we are all looking for but marketing for these are tough. 

@Mora Clark Yes, lady!

It is pretty nasty inside but nothing a good cleaning lady and coat of paint can't fix.

I inherited an older lady on section 8 program in a triplex recently and oddly enough she just resigned the lease on June 1st too .

If you want to Airbnb it, maybe you can offer splitting the profits with them, make it worth their wild but you manage it.

Then after a week he switches back to his trusty camel non filters , buys a pit bull and invites his wild drunken buddies over for weekend parties .