I got thick skin and can handle just about anything without it bothering me, but I dont want you to be ANYWHERE in the circle of my life.

I would like to point out how awesome that your first thought was, "how can we add value to people lives" That sort of thinking is what will get you far in investing. 

house hack in some sort of fashion.Either buy a duplex or large single family that you can rent out a room/side of the houseOr buy a fixer upper in the best neighborhood you can afford. 

We are also reviewing a company that can use it to scan bank statements and tax retturns to quickly sort where money is spent and if documents are fraudulent.

Hello BP fam,I'm planning on upgrading my flooring from carpet to some sort of laminate/vinyl/hybrid flooring - both for personal (allergy) purposes in the short-term, and for re-sale in the long term (6mo+).

So you get to deal with that for the next 5 years while the city, the county, the state, the federal government, and all the political wannabes get all the enviornmental issues sorted out.Of course there are and will be exceptions of properties in between those two situations, but not everyone and maybe even a small fraction will probably try to solve their problem based on the law you quote.That is my guess. 

People are being bombarded with spam texts and calls all the time - no matter what these companies say IMO a ton of people are absolutely tired of these sorts of communications and going to start assuming/flagging anything like this as spam

Investors can't predict the FED, economic outlook, and future rates cuts (100% correct) so it's sort of a bet you think rates won't come down (free refinance opportunity). 

I understand your concept, but I would refuse your offer precisely because it can be 100% withdrawn, so you might as well be a wholesaler with no skin in the game.

I would recommend pursuing some sort of rehab financing to fix the property up and maximize rent asap.