I would have to decide between "retiring" (ramen noodle style) being pushed up to mid 70's, or taking the purple pill and calling it a good game.Now I am prepared for this move.

If they can show medical bills, prescriptions, or something PRIOR to contacting you, then you may want to let them go to avoid any issues.2.

In Florida, Teen killed in motorcycle accident  ( highly suspect that his plan to claim on insurance went awry and strong prescription painkillers involved).Single person occupancy and he was the only person on lease.He was in the midst of moving out, but left behind starving animals, drug paraphernalia, junk.Now multiple strangers are driving around and selling off his 6 vehicles and have been staying in the house after his death. 

Yet, people choose to take prescriptions that cost hundreds of dollars a month to alleviate the condition rather than cure it.

REI is like anything else in life IMO there are no magic pills & no shortcuts there is success to be had and wealth to be built but it typically doesn't happen overnight and isn't sold at a conference or on an infomercial for $99.95.

It's time to talk to a Kentucky property law attorney about easements, prescriptive, by necessity, etc.  

And try to get the THC pills, same benefit without getting stupid from smoking it

Assuming there was no simple typing/scrivener’s error, then making a deal with the neighbor seems like the only solution.....maybe a prescriptive easement.

I am going to turn the house into a vacation rental, if someone is pill at least they are gone in a week.

Some websites sell "certification" for support animals not issued by a doctor, BUT there are now websites with actual doctors selling service animal prescriptions, and legally we must accept them.