I'm not sure how they can take such a haircut after having probably $350k into the place, but maybe they just want it off their books as they just changed CEO. 

Anyone tried to deduct haircuts?

We'll offer you cash to take a huge haircut and close faster?

We tell everyone we're looking to buy houses in that market and one day, during a hair cut, she says, "I'm looking to get rid of my house in the Falls."

That's a valuable thing.Even if pensioners take a haircut in future restructuring you will still come out ahead.Keep in mind that you can use the pension to secure bank loans on properties. 

All barbers are going to suggest you get a haircut.  

However, I would be concerned if your offer is considered as taking a haircut on a loan that matures in less than 1.5 years at 0.64% LTV is relatively unheard of.  

I'm also quite certain that a newbie from Lodi could not do the same, and asking a RE agent or turnkey operator to sort the two out for them is like asking a barber if you need a haircut.

Huge no-no in this market.I would say this, there is no way I would sign and amend-extend for a $37K hair cut unless I had no offers in between their offer and the amend-extend value.

By our estimation, the combined valuation of all unicorn companies will get a 75-80% hair cut in the next recession.