A HELOC felt like the right approach, but I'm learning it's pretty impossible to find a lender for my situation.

The seller must've been very motivated to retire...are you buying any residential properties now or does this project pretty much consume all of your attention these days?

They don't communicate well, don't take responsibility for their actions, do not clean or maintain homes well, and will shaft you when it's time to leave.Other than that, it's a pretty good system.

Pretty cool.You probably won't find this type of home in Florida or anywhere where the water table is high.

This looks like a very nice property, such a pretty pool, do you also have hot tubs?

Call around and talk to a few people I'm pretty sure you will find someone who will make the time for you who can tell you pretty much on the phone if you could qualify and ballpark for how much. 

That sure is a pretty looking bridge, I hope the local people find it to be a very useful thing.

If you're numbers are close to actuals, I think it looks like a pretty solid deal. 

Fortunately its a pretty small roof. 

I found my second phone on Facebook Marketplace pretty cheaply for $60.