(sorry...it's the caffeine)

I have to be hopped up on caffeine to stay away in a classroom, seriously.

I should write a book and take some caffeine pills and get all excited about it. maybe dress up like that guy with question marks on him that tells everyone how the government will pay for everything.

Smiling and dialing, burning that power hour, bothering calling home owners during their dinner, a coked-out caffeinated boss breathing down your neck.

Taxes are based on the last assessment, which was done in the past three years so I don't have to worry about a large spike in the next year or two.Percentage expenses - don't forget them, or they'll bite you in the butt like a rabid bunny rabbit hopped up on caffeine: surprising, fast, painful, and deadly.

You just have to fully read (lot's of caffeine) the HOA CC&Rs to ensure you know upfront what you're getting into. 

Reducing caffeine and alcohol intake so I only spend money on them when I'm going to really enjoy it. 

I can't do math without the correct level of caffeine in my blood :-)

For instance, I took caffeine out of my life cold-turkey, because it was giving me a steady flow of anxiety.

Caffeine’s a drug, Tylenol’s a drug, Marijuana’s a drug.