I was a troublemaker and joker with a little bit of a bully.

If your panel is a 150 or 200 amp version and has lots of unused slots for breakers, you've most probably got enough capacity for the new kiln. 

Pulled out an old medicine cabinet that had a slot for used razor blades in the back wall and found something like five pounds of razor blades in the wall.

People perk up with their corporate smiles that make them look like the Joker from the Batman comics.

@Natalie Kolodij, I never thought I'd hear you sound like an accountant :)  There's a joker in this scenario that just might make it OK.There's a long distance from basically a flip and actually a flip. 

Because of this, you have just opened up 1 or more slots available for additional Fannie Mae financing.

@Steve S., Lots of moving parts to your scenario. 

I am interested in starting to look for small multi-family (2-4 units) with a business partner who hasn't used any of his conventional loan slots.

Hi guys,I ran out of conventional loan slots.

If I buy one more house it will be my last slot, so I was hoping to consolidate.