Because I'm trying hard but my family knows how far my hair brained ideas go and they don't think I will get anywhere with this.

So for those reasons, which I think are fairly sizable, I suggest you see if you can have them go find a private lender themselves and get it out of your hair.  

If not, save your time and hair loss for programs like NACA for when you're well funded and have all the time in the world.Also be mindful that whatever agreements (rents, option to buy) and payments your buyers make to you now will muck up their paperwork and financial picture for loan approval.  

I just wish I had a windows computer at home like I do at work - excel on Mac makes me want to pull my hair out.

Do you need to go to the bars when you can just buy a six pack and drink at home, do you really need to get your nails and hair done at a solon when you can do it yourself, do you need to pay so many phone bills does everyone including your 3 yr old need phones?

Or, if you think that sort of hair-splitting dishonesty IS a problem when the tenant does it, don't do the same thing yourself.The "good cop/bad cop" thing is silliness.  

Someday when I grow up, I will be like you Brian :-)and hopefully keep my hair too (unlike @Jay Hinrichs)So I guess I need to re-phrase my question to the rest of BP Pro Members:How are you achieving massive competitive advantage right now in this market?

I love that dress at the end (such a great color on you) and your lighter hair color is gorgeous and really brings out the blue in your eyes.

You will have a lot of your questions answered by giving it a good read.I have heard that you should never trust a man with facial hair, but Brandon seems like an OK guy.Much success!

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