Well, you could start by sending me a big fat check of all those managed proceeds 😂

(OK, so it's silly on a few levels, but then again...)Sure, there's plenty of fat on those bones any one of us *could* carve off. 

On the fat edge/face of the floor joist?

We have a fat Heloc on our paid-off primary.

A fat heloc is my recommendation.  

The reason you haven't closed on a deal this month, is because you are committed to closing a deal this month and not Committed to cold calling 10 MLS listings every day for the next month.The reason you can't get rid of that stubborn belly fat, is because you are committed to loosing belly fat and not committed to running 3 miles a day.Essentially, my epiphany is nothing short of this.Focus on the process and the results will come.

Now, the plus side to this big fat giant property tax hike that the buyer will incur is that the county is prohibited by Prop 13 from coming in and jacking that bill way the hell up on an annual or bi-annual basis.

John ... the big fat guy in the steam room gives the kid a simple lesson.

I used to be a big fat guy but lost 160 pounds in my mid 20s and kept it off.I suppose my first step into this industry (whether I knew it or not) was when I bought my mobile home in my mid 20s.  

Apologies for any typos...fat thumbs on a little keyboard.