The above numbers are realistic for a fund that needs to buy consistently and can't wait to take only the fat pitches.

I researched each one and discovered this which made it worth bidding, if not this would have been a big fat negative. 

Remember, when it comes to tax strategies: pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.

Look for projects with fat margins that allow you to screw up a lot.  

I cleaned it up, booted the fat slob with the illegal dog, got some good people in there, had two run-ins with the local meth heads that left one in handcuffs and made friends with all the beat cops.  

 $700 per month would be huge fat city living for me, as well as it would help me pull all the dents out of my credit in a short year.

Sorry, fat fingers!

Ideally this person would also be able to assist in managing the project itself" Sounds to me that what you are looking for is an active partner "contractor" that will do all the thinking and work wile you collect the big fat checks at the Caribbean sipping on fruity drinks.  

residential* Have fat fingers this morning 

It's going to be a long read, but I'll try to trim the fat as much as possible.Right out of high school, I got a full-time job.