If you can dress up and sound like you know what you are talking about will possibly go a long way for you.  

Drylock is not a solution , its window dressing .

My first broker was a successful young man who portrayed an image of success very well; he had multiple million dollar listings, had his initials stitched into the cuffs of his dress shirts, owned a nice car, boat, and a helicopter, .

josh, to my knowledge, code enforcement won't be able to do anything about rap music being played, or thugs hanging outside, bc the truth is that if these were handsome guys dressed in polo shrits and khakis it wouldn't bother people--sorry if that's not PC enough for some people. you can't discriminate agaisnt these people bc they dress like criminals, (although i'm so perplexed how they manage to keep their pants from not falling to the ground lol) so yes, code enforcement may be able to do something about the cars, but that really only solves a part of the problem..they can still hang outside on their property.

http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/05/14/credit-suisse-dressed-down-over-yellowstone-loan/If Chrysler’s secured creditors think they are getting rough treatment in bankruptcy court, they should consider what just happened to Credit Suisse in Montana.In a ruling that crackles with outrage, the judge overseeing the bankruptcy of the Yellowstone Club, a mountain retreat for the super-rich, took the rare step of lowering the priority of Credit Suisse’s secured debt, putting it behind even the claims of Yellowstone’s unsecured creditors, like vendors.

If you have a for rent sign up and one of these crack heads comes up and asks for a tour, you might have to give them one under fair housing if you let a well dressed guy take one the day before.

Crummy ones generate passive losses that the people who sell crummy deals use to dress them up.

They not only dress the place up, they hide the windows that the buyer will hardly even look at once they buy.

You can put a dress on a pig slap lipstick on it and call it Megan Fox it's still a pig.As others stated Joe you can't do this it's classified as mortgage fraud and there is no other way creative or otherwise to do this with the way you suggested it.Find other way or pay the consequences for your actions but no one here is going to tell you to commit fraud no f'n way.

I feel like I'm this close to trying on a dress."