Home equity loans are a different ball of wax.

You would be surprised at how nice old hardwood floors look after a little scraping, washing and a good coat of wax.

Now if you are marketing to a owner occupant that's a different ball of wax my friend. 

I would start by installing a new wax ring.

Not too much wax on wax off for me, I jump straight to karate.

No trees are in the area, it just might have leaky wax seals or something (house built in 1972).But if they had found a tampon or several, or something jammed in there, how would I break the news that they were going to have to pay for that?

I've also heard of using car wax on windows, but the hairspray sounds like it'd be a bit easier.

Nearly all laminate manufacturers sell repair kits that consist of wax pencils, colored putty and a putty knife to help repair minor damage.

Have them put some candles in there or some other decoration.

Rinse with water, blot until dry.CANDLE WAX: 1.