If this is something you are trying to unload to free up some capital or time, then it may just be worth figuring how much furniture you have, assigning a cost, then see how long it would take at the normal cashflow for that furniture to pay for itself and start making the new owner money.

One thing that might be causing an issue is that the house has a cesspool (normal for this area) that's less than 100 feet from the well, so due to FHA standards we can't sell to FHA buyers, just buyers with conventional financing or cash. 

., so only you can decide what fits your budget and your lifestyle best.  

The first lawyer handles anything that comes up normally in the course of business and often operates on his/her time as opposed to being the fastest.

I am thinking why would a seller sell as is when he can sell normal and get a higher price?

Commercial banks like to see low leverage and they love paid for assets :)But if your W 2 and a mom and pop land lord getting your normal debt those are all computer driven formulas and there is not a big focus on balance sheet.

Are you looking for more cash in hand to boost your lifestyle?

Normally it is 30 days, but to be safe, I'd give them notice now and ask them to be out by Nov 30. 

The crazy part is, is that I feel like these types of things are normal to find in almost any property if you care enough.

So when I showed her my plan, she pushed back since this was outside of our normal household practices.