You are looking for a hack like so many new investors, but 99% who try what you are saying will fail miserably.

But just like I don't believe everyone is miserable working and looking to run away like we did, let's not fool ourselves into believing everyone loves the work and wants to do it forever. 

She was extremely nice and helpful :)-Caregiver has been with her for only a week, and already looks miserable as all heck.

As many have said, the good wholesalers have huge budgets and for every 1 wholesaler who gets lucky with a first deal, there are 250 others who fail miserably because they didn't take the time to understand exactly what wholesaling is and how to present it as an option to the seller. 

That's not to say that you can't pivot later on if things are going well or tanking miserably, but it's important to have a clearly defined exit strategy and timeline.

We're looking for something to buy to escape the miserable summer Florida heat. 

Lenders like I said have pre-approved me for miserable 200k which is nothing for my area.

I think TX, in general, has a lot better growth prospects than Cali or NY.I'm Portland and understand totally the appeal of the high-tech hipster heaven Austin and that Portland has failed so miserably at becoming. 

The summers seem to be getting hotter and there have been multiple miserably hot days in the house.

When you're ready to stop being a miserable failure, you'll look in the mirror and say, "Why didn't I do this decades ago?"