Ok, real issues: when you saw few different hot dressed women walked in and out your property during one night at different time when those men stay in your property, and each woman stay there for around 1 hour, how do you think?

And especially stop dressing up "incompetence", as impossibility (sounds rude, I don't mean to be.

You can use what they have out of the box or put a nice front end on it to dress it up.

All units are occupied so dressing them up as storage units seems to be off the table.

Wha.... the... now how.." me, interupting them -"Look, Bob, it's simple, I know what the property is worth today, and what it's gonna cost to get this thing fixed up into her best "prom dress" to get her to her best selling potential, how long that will take, and I got a decent hunch on where the prices will be then that I am willing to risk, but 3 months, come on Bob, you don't think me soft in the head do you?

We also decided to "dress up" the doors instead of replacing them.

Also, dress professionally.

Dress as you would for a job interview, then go to the next meeting.

The kicker was that he came in with his posse and they were all dressed like Boogie Nights.

Dress for success.