But the plumber can usually tell what caused the clog...if it wasn't tree roots causing a backup, it was most likely something like paper, hair, etc.I just simply say, "I'm sorry, but someone in the household has been flushing a lot of paper or something.

Each turn over is quick and painless...the pain is getting their places back in order and rent-able again.As far as the Midwest, I did not keep all charts of everything I've read and each CAP I've calculated...I should have said 'had' because when I was looking in the Midwest it was about a year ago.

Different tenants:  My employee saw him pull her inside while grabbing her arm and her hair.  

The part that frustrates me the most however is that I have spent hours upon hours setting up my quickbooks account, getting my chart of accounts setup, recurring transactions, etc. and now most of that time is lost.

Find a good, investor friendly real estate agent who will be able to provide you with endless amounts of usable data in easy to understand graphs, charts and spreadsheets.  

The hair from pets gets everywhere.]I'm still trying to figure out what the pet penalty for the cat should be, it is in the lease but it says that its up to the landlord to decide what the penalty should be.

Months of hair-pulling root canal-like pain.

The "reporter" mentions the tenants hair dye color 3 times.....for no reason.  

Keep in mind with two separate structures, there is more "hair" and R&M than a standard triple decker - ie two roofs, foundations, waste lines, etc.

So I try to get the seller to cover as much as possible when I buy something regardless of what their attorney is saying.Most deals with clients our LOI has buyer and seller to split costs 50/50 and pay their own attorneys fees and then it gets more specific on the purchase and sale.After we start renegotiating the purchase price down in the purchase and sale agreement from the LOI stage the seller and buyer start splitting hairs on who will pay what until we come to an agreement.