Just get a 5 ton bottle jack, $40. 

Luckily we are in the country and have our own well.Two days in, we took our pickup, borrowed a large flatbed, drove 30 miles and bought $2,000 of bottled water.  

For only the occasional bottle of wine investing in the relationship as been a great ROI.

I feel like a bottle Roundup could make some stuff magically die on the other side of the property line. 

Also for future reference, prior to doing the move-in walk through, I advise walking through the property with a bottle of 409 and some paper towels.

If a guest mentions it's a special occasion we'll do something like a bottle of wine, and similar touches.

I’m not sure where to post about this, but my dad collects bottles and cans to redeem them and then donates 100% of the proceeds to local charities.

Another guest left a mostly full bottle of Makers Mark (Bourbon) :-)

I left a gift bottle of peanut butter flavored bourbon at one of the houses. 

And I'll tell you what, beyond the point that they didn't pay rent for 1.5 years out of 2, they trashed the house so badly and entirely that the sister of that guy who lived there with his family, came to clean up after them feeling bas for the landlord, even advised to police officer against entering the house, that revolting it was - 3 dogs' feces IN THE HOUSE everywhere, raw nasty meat and intestines all around that they fed to their 3 dogs (the dogs appeared sick and looked abused), that was all over their yard and by their neighbors as well including our own, with green bottle flies everywhere, and it was in summer, when it stunk enormously!