There are annual inspections for the rental permit for non-owner occupied rentals and walled off units are a no-go.

-if there was an unexpected expense (such as a car repair or family emergency) that the service member didn't have the cash or credit to pay for, we would arrange for a certain military charity to offer a no-interest loan (or sometimes grant) to get him by for a couple months.  

If you get a NO from one mortgage broker, keep asking different ones until you get a YES to your specific situation. 

Cable is a no-brainer.

Why not list the house at a price that would be a no-brainer to sell and see what happens?

You'll pay the least at a no personal touch web site. 

To give you an idea on the cost to remove the UST and get a No Further Action letter from NJDEP you would have to hire a pre-qualified environmental professional to investigate and remediate unregulated underground. 

So it's a no brainer.

I am self-employed, so I was hoping to get a No Income Verification style loan (at least that's what it was called last time), where they look at your bank statements to make sure you have enough coming in to cover the mortgage, taxes, insurance, etc..Basic stat's are as follows:-Income roughly $5,300/mth in deposits (minimum)-No car loans-Current townhouse has been paid off for a few years-Have a couple commercial properties (one in my personal name ($300k ARV) - just purchased in June 2018, the other one ($300k ARV) owned in a corporate name for 3 years).

Didn't hear back from him till 3 days later saying it was a no go.