After a series of phone calls and emails, Veterans in Parking subsequently offered me a seat on their board of directors; which I accepted. 

I'm at a point where I can afford almost anything I want, but I still have to consider whether it will really bring me joy or if it's just a temporary impulse for a shot of dopamine.

@Devin James - just shot you an email to connect.

lots of owners of distressed properties get multiple texts, emails and postcards a week. 

At a bare minimum, I would consider filing a complaint with the state licensing board, but only if you have written evidence (email, text, letter, etc.) showing that you instructed them to install security and they failed to follow your instructions.

Can you please send me more details about this loan scenario via the email in my footer?

Quote from @Eric Martel: Here is an email you sent us.

I'm currently looking into the Columbus area but after I contacted the clerk of courts and emailed someone in charge they, I never received a response on where to see a list of these properties.

Jason,Send me an email there are a few things I can share that will help you and your wife for the Ohio REI purchase.

If you are migrating from another platform, to help bridge the time in-between, you can also set up automatic transfers directly to and from Baselane to make sure everything is in the right place during the temporary transition.This is only the tip of the iceberg of what Baselane can do.