:Nice thread - tech savvy spammers pretending to help by sharing their experience with the tool vs tech challenged oldies/boomers who have nothing to show except the number of posts.

Use bigger pockets and other free online content to educate yourself but don’t give Kris a dime of your hard earned money just because he pretends to care about you.

. - If you can "pretend" to still be living in the property as a primary residence that will make getting a Home Equity Line of Credit much easier.How much equity do you have in the property?

Buyer believes in "Get Rich Quick" ideas that pretend one can build wealth without first sustainably solving the "I spend less than I make" problem. 

I'm no SEO expert, and I don't pretend to be, but I've picked up and used a lot of valuable information from them in the group and have seen substantial growths in my sites from the information received from these guys.

They lose their mind in a response post, and then when you respond to that, they pretend like they are so offended by it.

The scammer used what was likely a Google Voice number and pretended to be me when answering the phone.A lot of people got ripped off for a lot of upfront fees.

Pretend you don't live there at all, and forget about buying anything (let's pretend you went to live with your in-laws or in a van by the river for a minute).

The comments pretend that all of the barriers that brought about the lawsuit never existed. 

This is hilarious.You conveniently omitted property taxes ($237/mo as you stated in an early reply) as well as interest only payments on the HELOC you're using ($27,000 borrowed at 8.5% = $191.25/mo).That's $428.25/mo of expenses you just pretended aren't there.