So in this exchange with the seller, I must be prepared to keep asking questions, or else I risk letting this guy waste both of our time because I'll then let him guide me down the treacherous road of the infamous 5pm hour drive backs, stuck in traffic and slapping my forehead as to why I shouldn't have went there in the first place.  

**This one makes me smack my forehead every time.  

If you have a hard time looking people in the eyes then go for the forehead or nose, it should be close enough. 

@Joshua D. did he see "investing power-player" written on my forehead?

(hand hitting forehead) @Joel Owens We often take a 30-90day study on land deals without any money down.

I did this through email, so I know she couldnt see a big L on my forehead or one of those.. what do you call them.. dunce hats.Thanks,Mary

It is too funny, they believe that someone will have a sticker in the forehead "dummy" and send them the money...

Remember, at birth we didn’t get a little card stuck to our forehead that said life was fair (or at least I didn’t).My best advice having said all that is you need to do what is necessary to get your home safe for you and your family.

Beware when you revel you are from Seattle or CA you have a sucker stamp on your forehead.

And the slap on the forehead realization is this: I just spent $1000 in closing costs.... when I could have just paid cash with the HELOC had I found the HELOC deal sooner!