(It's 2am and I'm into my 2nd bottle of red, so... yeah...)

We're still on our first bottle and have painted many cabinets, doors and trim. 

Print it on a bottle opener.

He also told me the fly infestation were bottle flies and were a sanitation issue.

If I was selling you a bottle of water for $5, but you couldn't afford it, and you were thirsty, you would find a way.

I usually offer an early check in or late checkout when the schedule allows it.One guy checked out 45 min late and my housekeeper sat close to the end of the drive way (she's too nice to pull up to the house), but the guy saw her and must have felt bad and gave her a $20 tip.I dis buy a super capacity washer and dryer since the laundry is the bottle neck in getting the house ready.

I tell them what I want done in a check list format, and what I want them to resupply and restock the units with. 4 rolls of tissue paper, 4 water bottles, etc.

@Dustin WoodleyI use a spray bottle of rubbing alcohol when applying silicon.

I dropped the price of bottles to $1.00, made bowling $1.00, sold hot wings for $1.00 a plate, and I had live bands that played for free. 

@Russell Brazil any champagne bottles in your office today or are you busy raising prices on all your listings?