When their vendors and employees want to get paid, they can't take a scissors and cut out a piece of the paper those assets are written on, and use that to pay them.Real profit is tangible, not virtual. 

In theory, you could "make change" with a pair of scissors

I hope someone else can find inspiration by my story or if you are in similar situation maybe you can take part of what i did and run with it like a pair of scissors in your hand cutting through the mess thats blocking you. 

Our tenants also each have a "laundry alcove" with  washer and dryer hookups and a scissor gate.

Also came with a flashlight and bizarre electric scissors.

They jumped the electrical lugs in the meter box with 2 pairs of scissors wrapped in electrical tape. 

I suppose you could simply cut one with scissors too.

I use a magnet bar to store knives, scissors, etc. 

The mortgage was very complex and handled by the now defunct WMC(of GE), infamous for using scissors and xerox machines to fake documents, and anything else imaginable to get mortgages approved.I believe it was something like a double mortgage to allow zero down payment, variable interest rate, and then went through a few re-assignments, with HSBC currently being the trustee of the note. 

Is like comparing Apples to scissors to dice , to zebras .