I was showing a SFH that I was living in to some prospective tenants. I had spoken with them on the phone and told them they needed to bring proof of income with them and I could give them an application to fill out. They called about 5 minutes before the appointment to ask if they could bring their kids, as we had a snow day that day. I said no problem; my kids also had a snow day but fully understand this is my job and they needed to sit quietly on the couch playing the Wii.
A 15 year old minivan pulled up and out climbed 5 of the most ragged children I had ever seen (later on the application I saw that the kids had 4 different last names!). They came in and I showed them around, some of the kids sat on the couch with mine but atleast 2 were tearing through my house with no supervision. The mother kept gushing over how nice the house is and how BIG it is. (We were moving out because I felt that a 3/1 1500sq.ft house was too small for my family of 5. They were a family of 7.)
The parents and I went to the kitchen to discuss specifics and so I could ask them my standard questions. I started to ask about income and they told me "No problem at all! I even brought the proof like you wanted!", and then proceeded to hand me their monthly statement from the Economic Services showing me all their welfare benefits! Just as the father handed me the "proof of income" one of their younger kids walked in and the mother started telling me how well behaved her kids were. It was actually my birthday that day, and I had just finished baking and frosting a cake prior to their arrival. Their "well-behaved child" saw this cake on the stove and literally took a FISTFULL right out of the center of my birthday cake. The parents laughed and made zero attempt to correct the child... Application DENIED!